I’m not entirely sure what’s going on, but I’m pretty confident something has gone very, very wrong — with you, with me, with all of us. So, I made some crappy T-shirts. You should buy one. They’re actually pretty nice.

They won’t solve your problems, but they might make you feel better. And by “you,” I mostly mean me. Hopefully, by extension that's also you or else empathy is dead. Think about that.