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Be Nice Or I'll Kill Myself - Unisex Tee
$25.00 USD
Existential Crisis Co.'s signature knock-off WordArt-style text ripoff, featuring our patent pending Sad Blob™ technology. Shove your existence in people’s faces with the casual threat of offing yourself. Now available at the low, low price of whatever the algorithm says it is.
Printed on high-quality Bella + Canvas blanks that keep their shape and deliver a soft, breathable feel. Lightweight printing that won’t fade or crack, so your shirt outlasts your remaining optimism.